She didn’t need to qualify it, believe you me, I took it in the best way possible.
I know I’ve been doing this roller derby thing for a year now, and I should be used to this flip in body image. Maybe I was scarred by all those years in the “pretty plus” department of JC Penney.
New mantras to repeat: solid is good, solid is good. Dynamite comes in small packages. Dynamite comes in small packages. solid is good, solid is good. Dynamite comes in small packages. Dynamite comes in small packages.
We’re ramping up for our big derby bout this Saturday September 24th at the Hodgins-Berardo arena in Coleraine and YOU are cordially invited. It’s called “Smack to School: the Sandra Dees vs. the Rizzos”. Yes, that means you are at liberty to dress up like your favorite movie EVER, “Grease”! Audience members and skaters can embrace their alter egos of the good girls or bad girls or the prep/jock boy vs. the bad boy and come join the fun.
Bar/doors open at 5pm and the bout starts at 6:30. Advanced tickets $8/$4 (students ) available Clusiau Sales & Rental, Reed Drug or www.brownpapertickets.com.
Day of bout tickets $10/$5 (students) 5 & under are free!
Hope to see you there! Look for the solid, stick of dynamite with the skirt and the Butterscotch on the back!